WWT - Types of Tables

Types of Tables.

DINING ROOM TABLES
Dining Room Tables are the tables found in your dining room. They are considered the main table of the house, as they are used mostly everyday. Some variations of the Dining Room Table include the:

Mahogany Dining Room Table
  • Square Wooden
  • Round Wooden
  • Rectangle Wooden
  • Extendable Wooden
  • Square Glass
  • Round Glass
  • Rectangle Glass
  • Square Metal
  • Round Metal
  • Rectangle Metal
  • Extendable Metal

All Dining Room Tables can be placed into one of four categories - Square, Round, Rectangular and Extendable. There are also many families that the table can belong to including; Wooden, Glass and Metal. The most common variation of the Dining Room Table is of the 'Wooden' family. Sometimes comes with seats.
RATING: 7/10


COFFEE TABLES
Coffee Tables are ususally found in your living room, between the couch and television. On top they look innocent enough, holding your remotes, magazines, and maybe even a cup of coffee. But night time is when they strike. During the dark night hours, when you get up for your fourth cup of water or bathroom break, they get ya! BAM! Now when you sleep you'll have a stubbed toe. When this happens, you must follow a specific set of rules:

Absolute *** coffee table
  1. Don't say a word. You don't want to wake the neighbourhood with your screeching.
  2. Don't attack the table back. You'll probably hurt yourself more.
  3. In the morning, throw the table out. If you want, you can burn it.
  4. Buy a better coffee table.

Coffee Tables are easily one of the more evil tables we'll look at on here.
Remember what my uncle Paul always says:
"Ahh, ****! You absolute *** of a table!"
RATING: -6.7/10


Smoko Table OUTDOOR TABLES
I would consider Outdoor Tables to be one of the most versatile tables in existance. They can be used for eating, catching up with friends and purely for decoration, among other things. Very durable, as they are often exposed to poor weather. Usually found at motels, campgrounds and at smoko. Overall, a genuine table.
RATING: SOLID 8/10


Kermit on Pool GAMES TABLES
These tables are very good at pulling in the big bucks. Games Tables can vary from place to place, but a staple of the Games Tables whanau is the classic wooden and baize, pool table. Usually found in pubs, these tables are a real beut. Anyone who has the opportunity to own one of these should not pass up the opportunity to display this masterpiece loud and proud in their whare.
RATING: 7.5/10


Public Smoko Table PICNIC TABLE
Eat your lunch at the Picnic Table. A better, more family-looking smoko table. It can fit all of your 2 workmates, and Bryce too, I spose. Not as durable as the Outdoor Table, but still puts up a fight. Often found around public walkways and parks covered in leaves and moss, or next to the outdoor table at smoko. Sometimes, people try and take them back to their house which is not very nice. It means that no one else can use them (not that they do anyway).
RATING: 8.5/10